Assignment 13- Katie Taylor

LOCAL RESIDENT ANNOUNCES HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT CORONAVIRUS THAN HIS DOCTOR

Larry Stevens, 57, of Hicktown has recently come into the spotlight of his community after denouncing the mask mandate, citing that "The people in the Black Plague didn't wear masks and they survived." Stevens supports his claim by stating, "One time my great great great great grandpappy jumped out a plane 'n he survived! In my opinion, the rate at which people are getting sick is not like the olden days. These men are succumbing to this feminine disease! I miss the days when men would die of gunshot wounds! Diseases are for gays and women. Especially that Harry Styles fella after he put on that damned dress. I bet you he'd crumple like a dandelion if he got this disease!" 

We are not sure what Harry Styles has to do with the mask mandate, but Stevens forced us to keep it in.