Something that has really been bothering me lately is the pandemic and the lack of people following the mask mandate, so I decided to introduce this new solution to solve the issue.
New Covid-19 Guaranteed Solution
After months of restrictions, mask-mandates, and social distancing, a solution for Covid-19 has been proposed. Renowned doctor Anthony Fauci has proposed a solution that would help prevent the spread of the virus and potentially eradicate it.
"Covid-19 is spread primarily through exposure to respiratory droplets that carry the infectious virus, hence the mask mandate," Fauci observed. "However, making it illegal to breathe for 2 weeks would eliminate spread via respiratory droplets, which would inevitably wipe out the virus."
Jared Rogers of Nicholasville, Kentucky concurred, stating: "I tested positive for Covid-19 a few weeks after [my wife]. Because I knew the virus was mostly transferred through breathing, I chose not to breathe whenever I was around others. This method was foolproof! I was able to have friends over without spreading the virus."
Update:
As of November 28, 2020, the CDC has stated that this method would be ineffective and inhumane. President Donald Trump also refused this proposal, saying that it was "too unrealistic" and the guidelines in place were "already enough". Dr. Fauci has yet to comment.
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