Assignment 13 - Palmer Lee

Coronavirus has been a prevalent issue for several months now, and literally no one seems to know how to fix it. But, I have a solution. COVID rates are higher in areas with schools and colleges. The answer is obvious: get rid of the education system. Who needs to know advanced quantum physics if there's a possibility of death at all times? Get rid of schools, get rid of the C0VID. Once the education system is gone, we can get the whole town together to help clear the land that campus is on. Attorney Daryll Isaacs, a.k.a. The Hammer, has personally offered to bring all of the tools we need in order to bring down the Charles E. Barnhart building just off of Nicholasville Road on the University of Kentucky's campus. This is all the details we have for now, we'll offer daily updates on the situation.
Update: As of the day after publishing, both the state and federal government have rejected our plan for being "reckless and immoral."