If zombies attack one day (which they probably will) I have already come up with a nearly perfect survival plan. The plan is to just snitch. If I tell the zombies where all the other survivors are hiding then they probably wouldn't eat me because they would end up getting more food with me alive. Also who knows maybe zombies will turn out to be cool people and I can make some friends. Know I know what your thinking, "Ben I hope you realize snitches get stitches." My response to that is zombies also get stitches and there wouldn't be anyone able to give me stitches if they were all eaten by zombies. My other plan would be to get some green paint and make me look like a zombie so that I could blend in with the crowd. The problem with this plan is that green is one of my least favorite colors and I don't want to have it on me all the time. Now by telling you all this I'm trusting you won't steal my ideas and sell me out to the zombies first, because that wouldn't be very nice.
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