Assignment 11 (Essay option 1) Garrett Peavler

    I want to put you in a scene, you're at the beach. You can feel the warm sand on your feet and hear the sound of distant seagulls. You watch as the waves go back and forth along the shore. You are at peace. But then all of that comes to an end when a little girl comes up to and wrenches you out of your trance. What could this little girl want? You're slightly annoyed, but you are not going to let her know that. You ask her what she wants, and what does she tell you? Well, she is asking you if you would like to buy any of her sea shells. You are on the freaking beach! You know, the place where you find sea shells! That's like selling grass in an open field. Now, I don't know about you, but I am not buying a single sea shell from her, I don't care how young she is. This is quite obviously a scam and I am not going to fund it. Now if you haven't caught on yet, I am evaluating the tongue twister "She Sells Seashells", and I have come to the conclusion that Sally is running a scam and, assuming everyone is on the same wavelength as me, she will not be selling out of sea shells any time soon.