Have you gotten too tired of your grandparents arguing about politics? I know I have! If only there was a way to fix it. Well, now there is! Introducing the Yap B Gone 3.0! Don’t ask what happened to the 1.0 and the 2.0. We don’t talk about those side projects. Is your grandfather talking about politics during a nice Thanksgiving dinner? Just slap this bad boy on his mouth and he’ll stop talking! Now, you can have a nice Thanksgiving dinner with your family without the political conversations! You see, the secret behind this beauty of a device is laced glue we put on this small fabric-like paper. Before you say that’s just normal duct tape however, we’d also like to inform you that we laced the fabric with slight amounts of chloroform, putting them into a passive state of peace and mind. Warning: Side-effects may include nausea, passing out, dizziness, and an even worse relationship with your grandparents.
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