Breaking news,
Only a few hours ago police stations from all across the nation were being swarmed with calls from disgruntled and startled citizens. One citizen from Nashville Tennessee called in saying “There was a huge crash downstairs, we think someone has broken in, we're scared, please have the police come and look. It looks as though there are multiple of them running around down there ''. Calls like these have been coming up all night and some have even said they heard speaking but it sounded too high pitch to discern. But the weirdest thing of all is that most of the people reported hearing bells jingling.
We now have multiple police reports from all across the country describing the scene. The first floor was always trashed, it looks like the presents were all gone and the tree, more often than not, had been stripped of its ornaments.
It seems as though the Elves that were once on the shelves are now on a Christmas strike due to improper labor unions and worker comp.
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