Breaking News! Therapist Finds the Cure to Depression- Stop Being Sad
Big news! Completely ground breaking discovery! According to new rising therapist Dr. Hippocampus discovers the cure to the previously thought to be incurable depression. According to her, the solution was in front of us all along. Who knew? If you’re feeling depressed- just stop! Don’t be sad! “It’s so obvious when you think about it. Sometimes the most simple solution is the best solution,” she says. If you’re feeling sad, all you have to do is stop being sad! We’ve also heard news that Dr. Hippocampus is also working on some more groundbreaking discoveries for other mental illnesses like anxiety. She hasn’t given away much, but she has hinted that the solution here could also be more simple than we think. We have no idea what she has in store for us, but we eagerly await her next conclusion.
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