Traffic! If there is one thing in this world that makes me want to scream it is being in standstill traffic while your family is screaming at you in the car! Which is why I have decided to dedicate my life to solving this problem once and for all. Now after years and years of EXTENSIVE research I think I’ve finally come to a solution! Drive! After this sentiment has been enforced to the public, I will be demolishing the fundamental rules of the road and replacing them with my own document. This document will consist of one line reading “Everyone for themselves.” Now passing people can be easily achieved as there are no roads or guidelines to follow! Has the neighbor’s yard always seemed like the easiest way to exit your driveway? Go right ahead! When it comes to the speed limit the sky's the limit. You can blast yourself right out of that standstill traffic! People are in the way? Too bad for them, this is your path now and if you envision a road in front of you then go ahead and drive right for it.
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